Reel batch slp-reels-001 rev e: 5 reels + 1 premium-VO variant, staged for your review

Rev e (2026-07-24): the bigrigmath VO variant is REBUILT with your ratified voice, Charlie Horse ("Charlie Horse of course is the winner"). Full directed read over the licensed rev-d.1 road bed (locally generated country-blues + real CC0 freeway recording, no NC audio anywhere), bed ducked by MEASURED gain 12 LU under the voice and verified on the shipped file. The 5 primary reels are byte-unchanged from rev d.1 (real theme-fitted beds, -14 LUFS, proof-clear video). The VO variant still needs its fresh proof double-pass before anything posts.

REV E - VO REBUILT ON THE RATIFIED VOICE: Charlie Horse over the licensed road bed, measured 12 LU duck; 5 primary reels unchanged from rev d.1; VO double-pass pending before posting

🎙️ Voice casting: CLOSED. Charlie Horse ratified as the Million-Miler

Your call, 2026-07-24: "Charlie Horse of course is the winner." VC-006 now casts Charlie Horse; the VO reel below carries his full directed read. Audition strip retained for reference.

Charlie Horse: RATIFIED (gruffer, deeper: 94 Hz vs Clyde's 113)

Chad Krueger: understudy (gruff, slightly brighter)

Callum: wildcard (deep but theatrical)

Big Jim Edwards: disqualified (brighter than Clyde), for reference

Clyde: previous voice (baseline)

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VO — CHARLIE HORSE (ratified)

59s · production VO (ElevenLabs Charlie Horse as VC-006 "The Million-Miler", ratified 2026-07-24) · video fits the voice; licensed country-blues + CC0 freeway road bed, measured-gain duck 12 LU under the read (verified on this file)

What to listen forThe ratified Million-Miler: deeper, rougher, unhurried (median F0 90 Hz, hard fall on "burn it"). Captions burned for muted viewers; bed sits clearly under the voice for the whole read (12.4 LU measured). Master -14 LUFS. Final cut pending its fresh proof double-pass before posting

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